Maybe TWO hugs, because it's a special occasion!

I like how there are wrong way signs, so just in case you don't get smashed by a car, there's at least a warning.

I'm waiting with my eyes.

Me and Santa are tight like in the crib, yo!

I am thankful for Facebook Mobile, because now, not only can we stalk people in the privacy of our own homes, but wherever we are.

You know in this amount of time, we could've built a small village . . . seriously how crazy would it be if they came back and we had like a little town?

Focus, Goober, focus! Oh crap! Now I'm focusing on focusing!

Honestly, I didn't see you, because I was looking at myself in that car.

I think I need to eat some of my Halloween candy. Cause that, after all, is the key to happiness.

Girl, you need Jesus!

I like to think of myself as like a cool desert. Y'know?

I don't need a jacket, Pops. I got a FIRE burning in me!

Maybe they should kill someone every week!

Dreams do come true. You get a bus AND a megaphone!

Man up. Jesus did.

I'm awesome at everything. Except for my pinky toe. It looks like an allergic peanut.