I am thankful for Facebook Mobile, because now, not only can we stalk people in the privacy of our own homes, but wherever we are.

You know in this amount of time, we could've built a small village . . . seriously how crazy would it be if they came back and we had like a little town?

Focus, Goober, focus! Oh crap! Now I'm focusing on focusing!

Honestly, I didn't see you, because I was looking at myself in that car.

I think I need to eat some of my Halloween candy. Cause that, after all, is the key to happiness.