~Scribe's Note: The phrases in brackets are random things said by the Goober while trying to tell this story. The things in parentheses describe the way she said it.~
So I got really sick. Like deadly disease sick. [(singing) and I tore my heart open] . . . No but really, they cut my heart out and told me they were gonna clean it out. But then they only gave me a plastic bag full of water, and they said it was my heart. [I should just write down my dreams all the time] And then Mom . . . no wait. [Do you have to add in every little detail?] And then I coughed and Mom said, "oh I knew this was gonna happen. It's about time." That was actually a big part of the dream. I know it sounds like a detail but . . . [I thought you put that in the little brackets] . . . [at least I knew what brackets were] . . . Okay. And then I didn't [can you spell okay o-k-a-y? I think it looks fuller that way.] . . . [(whispering) I wanna say something right now, but it's gonna sound really stupid] . . . I didn't want to go to athletics because I thought I was gonna get elbowed in the chest and it would kill me cuz I didn't have a heart. All I had was a little plastic bag, and they didn't put it back :( . . . [that's good] . . . [don't type that] . . . [What kinda movies am I watching?] . . .
Goophdunch: an odd little phrase from the unfiltered mouth of a Goober.
Goober: an odd little blonde without a mouth filter.
It's her world. We're just living in it.