Saturday, January 1

My Super Freakin' Cool Awesome Dream (click to read)

~Scribe's Note:  The phrases in brackets are random things said by the Goober while trying to tell this story.  The things in parentheses describe the way she said it.~

So I got really sick.  Like deadly disease sick.  [(singing) and I tore my heart open] . . . No but really, they cut my heart out and told me they were gonna clean it out.  But then they only gave me a plastic bag full of water, and they said it was my heart.  [I should just write down my dreams all the time]  And then Mom . . . no wait.  [Do you have to add in every little detail?]  And then I coughed and Mom said, "oh I knew this was gonna happen.  It's about time."  That was actually a big part of the dream.  I know it sounds like a detail but . . . [I thought you put that in the little brackets] . . . [at least I knew what brackets were] . . . Okay. And then I didn't [can you spell okay o-k-a-y?  I think it looks fuller that way.] . . . [(whispering) I wanna say something right now, but it's gonna sound really stupid] . . . I didn't want to go to athletics because I thought I was gonna get elbowed in the chest and it would kill me cuz I didn't have a heart.  All I had was a little plastic bag, and they didn't put it back :( . . . [that's good] . . . [don't type that] . . . [What kinda movies am I watching?] . . .

Mom! You know how I feel about the dishwasher! Don't make me go back!

Are there chocolate chips in this? Oh good. I thought that was my teeth.

Ya know, we should try . . . nevermind I could die.

No! It's cold in there, and I need to pee! My pee's gonna freeze inside me!